Argylle: A Shoddy and Derivative Bond Pastiche

The main antagonist, played by Bryan Cranston, lacks depth and purpose. Despite possessing seemingly infinite power and resources, his motivations remain unexplained. This lack of development leaves the audience disconnected and disinterested in his character’s journey.

Ludicrous Plot and Nonsensical Dialogue

Argylle’s plot becomes increasingly ludicrous as the film progresses. The concept of Elly’s spy novels predicting real-world events involving villains feels far-fetched and fails to create a cohesive and believable story. The film’s dialogue ranges from lazy to nonsensical, further detracting from the audience’s engagement.

The slogan ‘The greater the spy, the bigger the lie’ may rhyme, but its meaning remains unclear and fails to resonate with the audience. The lack of clarity and coherence in the dialogue hinders the overall impact of the film.

Signature Style but Sacrilegious Soundtrack Choice

While Argylle bears the signature style of Matthew Vaughn, with his trademark acrobatic fights set to upbeat pop songs, it falls short in its execution. The film references Vaughn’s supermodel wife, Claudia Schiffer, adding a personal touch. However, the use of the Beatles song ‘Now and Then,’ released years ago within the film’s timeline, feels sacrilegious and out of place, disrupting the overall experience.

A Shoddy and Derivative Homage

Argylle may have aimed to pay tribute to the beloved James Bond franchise, but its execution falls short. With its lackluster plot, unconvincing characters, and derivative elements, the film fails to leave a lasting impression. Despite bearing Matthew Vaughn’s signature style, it ultimately comes across as a shoddy and derivative homage to the iconic spy genre.